Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Okay, this is a new feature where I review a beer.  The first beer is Olde English 800, and while it may not technically be beer, it looks like it.  That is where the similarities end.  I'm pretty sure "Old E" was Nixon's favorite beer, as it brought out a vigor he never felt before.   It taste like a amazing blend of socks and...scrotum.  As I sit here drinking the 40oz, I begin to wonder who drinks this?  Who drinks this and enjoys it?  I just want to get drunk.  It's doing a pretty good job, but I have a back up 40oz of PBR.  Something light before bed I suppose.
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42 comments:

  1. incognito19March 23, 2011 at 8:42 PM

    Ew how do you know what scortum tastes like? lol

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  2. TerceMarch 23, 2011 at 8:44 PM

    Can't say I've ever had it, but i'm more so baffled as to why PBR is your back up beer. That stuff tastes like water lol.

    If you have never tried it, give Innis&Gunn a try. The stuff goes for around 3$ a bottle at stores and 10$ at bars. It's a good beer if you drink for the flavor instead of getting hammered.

    Also you're a beast for getting through 40oz of scrotum lol

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  3. Georgio LombardiMarch 23, 2011 at 8:46 PM

    i lub beer. C: followin'

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  4. Gajewa469March 23, 2011 at 8:48 PM

    Hell yeah! Beer! Haha.

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  5. Brett H.March 23, 2011 at 9:05 PM

    Which I could drink alcohol again, torn diaphragm has destroyed my ability.

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  6. EmoGothMarch 23, 2011 at 9:36 PM

    For your next beer review I expect you to drink a bunch of wine coolers.

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  7. NeuroquilaMarch 23, 2011 at 10:51 PM

    Beer ftw. Not sure about Olde English though, lol.

    For your next review of a nasty beer, I suggest that weird Budweiser or whatever that's got Clamato in it. Too afraid to even go near that stuff.

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  8. neo.enviroMarch 23, 2011 at 11:00 PM

    We don't have malt liquor here in Australia, at least not at conventional places peddling legal intoxicants. When my brother visited Hawaii and he asked what I'd like as a gift, malt liquor was all I wanted :D I keep it as a novelty

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  9. StevesonaplaneMarch 23, 2011 at 11:14 PM

    /\ustin is missing out on a pillar of hip hop culture. Also, my next beer review is probably going to be Steel Reserve, but I might save that one for a special occasion.

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  10. IzzoSkizzyMarch 23, 2011 at 11:42 PM

    You haven't tasted scrotum...I hope.

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  11. Danny MurphyMarch 24, 2011 at 12:10 AM

    Alcopops is where its at man, Ok you look like a loser and no women will come within 10 feet of you but they taste damn good

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  12. Craptcha CarryMarch 24, 2011 at 12:58 AM

    Yes, what exactly does scrotum taste like. I'm not a hooker so I don't really know. Maybe I'll see if its in Wikipedia

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  13. PatresMarch 24, 2011 at 1:40 AM

    So what is it technically? Malt Liquor? never had that

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  14. BremsyMarch 24, 2011 at 1:46 AM

    Scrotum that sound like shi-

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  15. AnonymousMarch 24, 2011 at 2:07 AM

    Screw beer, whiskey all the way.

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  16. AntiquatedMarch 24, 2011 at 2:14 AM

    Ahh PBR my first beer, the memories.

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  17. AnonymousMarch 24, 2011 at 2:27 AM

    Hmm.. not really a beer person. pass me a martini?

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  18. OscarMarch 24, 2011 at 2:42 AM

    Scotch, scotch and more scotch.

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  19. ChristianMarch 24, 2011 at 2:58 AM

    partyin hard with the natty light... yeah.

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  20. WematanyeMarch 24, 2011 at 3:20 AM

    You can't go wrong with a PBR before bed :p.

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  21. TheLanderson27March 24, 2011 at 3:54 AM

    the picture made me laugh, nice post :D

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  22. ElucidMarch 24, 2011 at 4:17 AM

    I'm more of a liquor drinker myself. I never did like beer.

    Good blog so I'll follow you!

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  23. TotenkreuzMarch 24, 2011 at 4:28 AM

    Not a fan of beer, but the picture was funny.

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  24. timMarch 24, 2011 at 4:29 AM

    i prefer wine over beer :D

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  25. SOAD320March 24, 2011 at 5:11 AM

    I haven't even heard of this beer, you'll have to post where they sell it. IMHO Yuengling is the best beer/lager.

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  26. AmbiMarch 24, 2011 at 5:11 AM

    Pretty funny blog ;)
    following you - keep on the good work and amazing arts

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  27. McGormickMarch 24, 2011 at 5:14 AM

    AHAHAHAAH! :DDD

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  28. SynetikMarch 24, 2011 at 5:20 AM

    haha good stuff man

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  29. tobiasroehmerMarch 24, 2011 at 5:24 AM

    nice really cool. i like it

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  30. RobertMarch 24, 2011 at 5:25 AM

    dont drink to much. Have fun drinking, but dont go to hard on yourself. Following

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  31. PenteleMarch 24, 2011 at 5:42 AM

    Oh my...

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  32. ~FabiMarch 24, 2011 at 8:35 AM

    I said the same thing about Four Lokos.

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  33. jamierod.rodriguezMarch 24, 2011 at 9:08 AM

    Socks and scrotum? Stinky and salty ? :S
    The crap people drink is beyond me; who would actually tolerate that? ._.

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  34. frogboundMarch 24, 2011 at 10:04 AM

    In Germany we usually have 0.5 liter bottles, when we go into the so called "Beer-Tents" we usually order "eine Maß" which is 1 liter of beer.
    The best beer out there is "Tegernseer Hell" followed by "Augustiner Hell". The law allows us to drink beer at the age of 16 here!

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  35. DurloMarch 24, 2011 at 11:37 AM

    You need to come to England and get a good ale in you.

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  36. JoelRiterMarch 24, 2011 at 12:13 PM

    Oh dear, old english? Good memories... if I could remember with that shit...

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  37. Come At Me BroMarch 24, 2011 at 12:52 PM

    Nice pic!

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  38. GeojourMarch 24, 2011 at 3:39 PM

    SNAP! I haven't had old e in a long time. There is probably a reason for that.

    BUT MAYBE TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT?!

    Naw.... I will get some PBR and whip them at hipsters.

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  39. IngönyamaMarch 24, 2011 at 3:50 PM

    tastes aweful imo

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  40. Holly JollyMarch 24, 2011 at 4:19 PM

    Mmmmmm, delicious!

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  41. XuianMarch 24, 2011 at 4:29 PM

    hahaha you should stick with cheap beers then maybe :p

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  42. AnonymousMarch 25, 2011 at 7:37 PM

    Socks and scrotum... my kind of beer.

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