I must apologize. I thought my friend had a website, but he doesn't. With that said, he expressed interest in making a website for his art. I plan on helping him out with it. Should be fun, and when we get it up I'll be sure to post the link. Sorry guys. I'll post more of his art when he e-mails me it. Until then...
Saturday, March 26, 2011
Friday, March 25, 2011
Also I can't think of any cool mutant powers that I'd really want. Please comment with your favorite mutant powers and I'll draw some of them. Should be fun.
Thursday, March 24, 2011
Moobs is fun to say though.
- Clockwork Orange
- Pitch Black
- Grandma's Boy
- Dr. Strangelove or: How I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb
- Dumbo (this is the best Disney movie)
- The Little Mermaid (this one had great music)
- Four Fingers Club
- Four Fingers Club 2
- Four Fingers Club 3
Well, I hope that list helps you in your future travels through cinema.
Thanks again for following.
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Okay, so you are sick. You know you are sick but you haven't puked or gotten mud butt yet. All of a sudden it hits you and you simultaneously have to evacuate both orifices. No time! You run into the bath room where the cat litter happens to be and you do one of the following.
Okay, I'm finishing off my 4th 40oz and I'm pissed off because it took me so long to drink them. DAMMIT! I just want to say to all my tree friends who helped me to create the piece of "art" at the top you are cool. I guess. I expected better. I hope a chimpanzee queefs on your wedding cake. I love you guys.
I'm probably going to puke tomorrow morning, it's going to be horrible, it's going to be a sweaty venture. I will feel invigorated and new as sweat drips down my butt crack. I will shake and crawl back to bed until I have enough strength to get more beer. After that, I'll probably try my hand at curing and smoking a whole pig belly in an old 1930's Coca-Cola cooler.
I would first like to introduce myself. I am a polymorphic hologram sentient crystal lifeform. Deal with it. I live off of vesper gas and flourine. My body looks like a continuously folding hyper-cube. When I was born, my mom threw me against the wall in horror and my dad laughed because I looked like one of those sticky octopii that slowly slides down the wall. I knew from that day on I was special.