Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Okay, this is a new feature where I review a beer.  The first beer is Olde English 800, and while it may not technically be beer, it looks like it.  That is where the similarities end.  I'm pretty sure "Old E" was Nixon's favorite beer, as it brought out a vigor he never felt before.   It taste like a amazing blend of socks and...scrotum.  As I sit here drinking the 40oz, I begin to wonder who drinks this?  Who drinks this and enjoys it?  I just want to get drunk.  It's doing a pretty good job, but I have a back up 40oz of PBR.  Something light before bed I suppose.

43 comments:

  1. Ew how do you know what scortum tastes like? lol

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  2. Can't say I've ever had it, but i'm more so baffled as to why PBR is your back up beer. That stuff tastes like water lol.

    If you have never tried it, give Innis&Gunn a try. The stuff goes for around 3$ a bottle at stores and 10$ at bars. It's a good beer if you drink for the flavor instead of getting hammered.

    Also you're a beast for getting through 40oz of scrotum lol

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  3. Which I could drink alcohol again, torn diaphragm has destroyed my ability.

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  4. For your next beer review I expect you to drink a bunch of wine coolers.

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  5. Beer ftw. Not sure about Olde English though, lol.

    For your next review of a nasty beer, I suggest that weird Budweiser or whatever that's got Clamato in it. Too afraid to even go near that stuff.

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  6. We don't have malt liquor here in Australia, at least not at conventional places peddling legal intoxicants. When my brother visited Hawaii and he asked what I'd like as a gift, malt liquor was all I wanted :D I keep it as a novelty

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  7. /\ustin is missing out on a pillar of hip hop culture. Also, my next beer review is probably going to be Steel Reserve, but I might save that one for a special occasion.

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  8. You haven't tasted scrotum...I hope.

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  9. Alcopops is where its at man, Ok you look like a loser and no women will come within 10 feet of you but they taste damn good

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  10. Yes, what exactly does scrotum taste like. I'm not a hooker so I don't really know. Maybe I'll see if its in Wikipedia

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  11. So what is it technically? Malt Liquor? never had that

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  12. Scrotum that sound like shi-

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  13. Screw beer, whiskey all the way.

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  14. Ahh PBR my first beer, the memories.

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  15. Hmm.. not really a beer person. pass me a martini?

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  16. Scotch, scotch and more scotch.

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  17. partyin hard with the natty light... yeah.

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  18. You can't go wrong with a PBR before bed :p.

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  19. the picture made me laugh, nice post :D

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  20. I'm more of a liquor drinker myself. I never did like beer.

    Good blog so I'll follow you!

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  21. Not a fan of beer, but the picture was funny.

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  22. I haven't even heard of this beer, you'll have to post where they sell it. IMHO Yuengling is the best beer/lager.

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  23. Pretty funny blog ;)
    following you - keep on the good work and amazing arts

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  24. dont drink to much. Have fun drinking, but dont go to hard on yourself. Following

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  25. I said the same thing about Four Lokos.

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  26. Socks and scrotum? Stinky and salty ? :S
    The crap people drink is beyond me; who would actually tolerate that? ._.

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  27. In Germany we usually have 0.5 liter bottles, when we go into the so called "Beer-Tents" we usually order "eine Maß" which is 1 liter of beer.
    The best beer out there is "Tegernseer Hell" followed by "Augustiner Hell". The law allows us to drink beer at the age of 16 here!

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  28. You need to come to England and get a good ale in you.

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  29. Oh dear, old english? Good memories... if I could remember with that shit...

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  30. SNAP! I haven't had old e in a long time. There is probably a reason for that.

    BUT MAYBE TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT?!

    Naw.... I will get some PBR and whip them at hipsters.

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  31. hahaha you should stick with cheap beers then maybe :p

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  32. Socks and scrotum... my kind of beer.

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