I will be providing my insights on various odd things because this is 'merica and it's my right!
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
One last thing before I pass out!
I'm probably going to puke tomorrow morning, it's going to be horrible, it's going to be a sweaty venture. I will feel invigorated and new as sweat drips down my butt crack. I will shake and crawl back to bed until I have enough strength to get more beer. After that, I'll probably try my hand at curing and smoking a whole pig belly in an old 1930's Coca-Cola cooler.