Wednesday, March 23, 2011

One last thing before I pass out!

I'm probably going to puke tomorrow morning, it's going to be horrible, it's going to be a sweaty venture.  I will feel invigorated and new as sweat drips down my butt crack.  I will shake and crawl back to bed until I have enough strength to get more beer.   After that, I'll probably try my hand at curing and smoking a whole pig belly in an old 1930's Coca-Cola cooler.


  1. Sounds like a good laugh, good luck fella

  2. If it helps taking a warm bath usually works for me when it comes to hang overs :P . But a raost pig does sound delicious!