Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Who I am.

I would first like to introduce myself.  I am a polymorphic hologram sentient crystal lifeform.  Deal with it.  I live off of vesper gas and flourine.  My body looks like a continuously folding hyper-cube.  When I was born, my mom threw me against the wall in horror and my dad laughed because I looked like one of those sticky octopii that slowly slides down the wall.  I knew from that day on I was special.


  1. Your mom was mad because you must of left a permanent sticky stain on the wall when you slid down.

  2. My brothers used to throw my sticky aliens against our walls and see which one slid down the bottom the fastest. I was deeply disturbed by this as a child.

  3. Also: Tennessee Tuxedo = My hero.