Thursday, March 24, 2011

Introducing...

Hey, I know someone out there is thinking, "Oh snap, synthol is the bees knees.  My muscles will look so big and round.  wow!"  Okay.  No, they'll look like tumors.  I'm pretty sure that synthol was made for people who have shark bite sized chunks missing from their leg or arm and just want it to look normal again.  Moobs is what happens when you listen to house music all day and bathe in grease.

Moobs.

Moobs is fun to say though.

30 comments:

  1. Moobs. so moobs is what happens to guidos?

    do i call them a moob? or say they have moobs?

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  2. They have moobs...man boobs. I guess you can call them moobs. Actually, that's pretty funny, but I hope moobs doesn't take offense. Moobs...jeez, I really need sleep.

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  3. oh shi- thats fu.... up mate

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  4. Those there are not muscles.

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  5. LOL, that guy looks really weird with those moobs.

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  6. hahhaa thats some big baloons xD

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  7. lol wtf is that? Moobs sure look weird :P

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  8. Gah! Aside from being horrific, what's really messed up is that the dude seems to be really digging his moobs. I don't even..

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  9. Those are horrible why would you do that?

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  10. Moobs is nickname :/

    I hate my friends :P

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  11. I think I just puked in my own mouth. That was gross man, but still funny and worth it.

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  12. Anyone see the raost of Donald Trump? You know they had a name for people with shaved eyebrows and chests. I think it was gay. You know what? It still is.

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  13. ...Realy man? I'm trying to enjoy lunch here.

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  14. I would like to have moobs on my back. It would make sleeping more comfortable, and would keep my posture correct. Plus, I could play with them!

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  15. that's fucked up. fuck moobs and fuck that guy. thanks for checking out my moustache blog man :) following

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