Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Dilemma

Okay, so you are sick.  You know you are sick but you haven't puked or gotten mud butt yet.  All of a sudden it hits you and you simultaneously have to evacuate both orifices.  No time!  You run into the bath room where the cat litter happens to be and you do one of the following.
So which one is more acceptable, or just easier to do in a flash?

39 comments:

  1. This happened to me once, but I sadly didn't have the concession of a cat litter box nearby. I ended up shitting all over the floor.

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  2. lol, I think the left one is easier

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  3. haha hasn't happened to me yet thank god. followed!

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  4. 100% the first one. i'd rather have puke than shit all over my floor or cat litter box.

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  5. this is a good solution. I am lucky my sink is right next to the toilet so worst case i can have a fine puke in it if both holes ever erupt.

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  6. haha reminds me of one time i ate tacobell while incredibly drunk. shitting and puking at the same time aint fun

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  7. Thats hilarious. Can't wait for more

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  8. I actually shit and puked at the same time once. Was not cool at all.

    +follow for image

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  9. this happened to me once.
    to my horror my father had to hold the vomit bucket as i projectile vomited a couple feet away while exploding in the toilet.

    my dads great.

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  10. I hope this never happens to me lol. +followed. Check out some of my art too on my blog! :]

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  11. the first one, but the second one makes me wanna go "challenge accepted"

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  12. hahahaha lmao :D following for more lols

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  13. hmm, very tough call. I'd have to try to puke into my bathtub while on the pot since it's close!

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  14. Haha I'd have to go with the first one

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  15. First...lol'd. Stay classy.

    U Laugh U Lose - For your daily funny pictures and lols

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  16. Thank god that hasn't happened to me. Although it would be kind funny in a public bathroom.

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  17. top/left/first

    They are both SO terrible though. I will never be sick again.

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  18. I would puke first. I always feel horrible after I puke. Following:)

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  19. Lol, def the first one. Don't want splatters everywhere!

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  20. interesting thoughts, how did u come up with it ?

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  21. reminds me of my st pattys day

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  22. I think I would puke in the toilet and go #2 in the litter box. At least I could blame the cat. :3

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  23. I'd rather shit in the toilet and risk vomiting on the floor. It'd be more disgusting to clean up shit than vomit :/

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  24. lol had those days-after
    I'd pick #1

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  25. The first one for sure. Eww on the second one.

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  26. I had the same dilemma when I was littler, except I had to go shit and piss at the same time.

    It's not really a dilemma, but I chose to piss standing up.

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  27. Depends on the shit to puke ratio.

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  28. Hmm Obviously option 1 lol, Option 2 seems messy..

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  29. Option 1. I'd rather clean up puke than shit.

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  30. lol 100% the first one. i think youd miss with the second :P

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  31. Haha that shit is too funny! Probably going to say the first one is more acceptable but either way.

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