Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Who I am.

I would first like to introduce myself.  I am a polymorphic hologram sentient crystal lifeform.  Deal with it.  I live off of vesper gas and flourine.  My body looks like a continuously folding hyper-cube.  When I was born, my mom threw me against the wall in horror and my dad laughed because I looked like one of those sticky octopii that slowly slides down the wall.  I knew from that day on I was special.
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6 comments:

  1. Krutoslav BroilerMarch 23, 2011 at 1:52 AM

    Nice picture :D

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  2. dreamatlanticMarch 23, 2011 at 2:08 AM

    Pretty hilarious. Not gonna lie

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  3. AnonymousMarch 23, 2011 at 4:11 AM

    Your mom was mad because you must of left a permanent sticky stain on the wall when you slid down.

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  4. Toni AnneMarch 23, 2011 at 4:34 AM

    My brothers used to throw my sticky aliens against our walls and see which one slid down the bottom the fastest. I was deeply disturbed by this as a child.

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  5. Toni AnneMarch 23, 2011 at 4:35 AM

    Also: Tennessee Tuxedo = My hero.

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  6. ItsGGMarch 24, 2011 at 9:00 PM

    Are you... a pokemon?

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